Wife Sms

Husband: You will never succeed
in making that dog obeys you!
Wife: Well, it?s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with you at first.

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You are a 9.999.
Well, you'd be a perfect 10 

if you were with me.

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Wife: If I die what will you do?
Husband: I will be mad!
Wife: Will you marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!

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Kisi mahaan hasti ne kaha hai,
Aurat ki aadhi zindagi husband ki TALAASH me
aur baqi aadhi us ki TALAASHi me guzar jati hai.
bechari aurat.

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A study shows that an average husband
speaks to his wife for about 17 minutes
a week…..
after how long does it take to say
YES
NO
HMMM!!!!!

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A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

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When a wife was asked: What book do you like the most?
She answers: My husband’s cheque book.

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What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!