One day in your life a smart girl will come, who will love u a lot.
She will touch you with love and give you many kisses….
And will say……..I love U … Pappa…..:-)
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kaisa lgta hai?
barasti barish main,
hawa k jhonkon k sung,
khamoshi sy chalte hue
koi aap ka hath tham k holay se keh de
"GATAR"HAI ZARA KHAYAL SE.
barasti barish main,
hawa k jhonkon k sung,
khamoshi sy chalte hue
koi aap ka hath tham k holay se keh de
"GATAR"HAI ZARA KHAYAL SE.
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KiSi Roz Shaam K Wakt,
Sooraj K Aaram K Wakt,
Mil Jaey Jo Saath Tera,
Haath Me Le K Haath Tera,
Door KiSi Tanhai Me,
Dunya Se Judai Me,
Apne Sang Bithaoon Tujhe,
Aur aik Acha Sa SMS Sunaoon Tujhe.
Sooraj K Aaram K Wakt,
Mil Jaey Jo Saath Tera,
Haath Me Le K Haath Tera,
Door KiSi Tanhai Me,
Dunya Se Judai Me,
Apne Sang Bithaoon Tujhe,
Aur aik Acha Sa SMS Sunaoon Tujhe.
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1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law
Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped
Daughter In Law Died On Spot
How ?
Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi?
Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped
Daughter In Law Died On Spot
How ?
Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi?
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Once Mother In Law And Daughter In Law
Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped
Daughter In Law Died On Spot
How ?
Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi?
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Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped
Daughter In Law Died On Spot
How ?
Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi?
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LL '.
Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai
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LL '.
Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai
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Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..!
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..!
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
