Hindi SMS Jokes

1 Andha Police Main Bharti Hone K Liye Gaya
Officer Ne Poocha
Tumhen Hum Kis Liye Rakhen?
Andhe Ne Jawab Diya
Andha Dhund Firing K Liye.

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1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye
Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.

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Boy:

Chalogi

Girl:

Kaha.?

Boy:

Jaha Tum Kaho

Girl:

Police Station Chalte Hai,

Boy:

Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se

Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta

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Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.

Police:

Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?

Chrsi:

Abu K Lia Dua.

Police:

Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.

Chrsi:

Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.:-)

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1 Police Officer Bachey Se:
Beta Kia Tumhare Abu
“Al Qaida” Me Hain?
Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi Per Main
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“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

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Bacha Apni Dadi Se:

Dadi Aap Ne Kon Kon Se Mulk Ghome Hen?

Dadi:

Beta Pakistan Hindustan Or Afghanistan

Bacha:

Ab Kon Sa Ghome Gi?

Peche Se Dada Bola:

Qabristan.

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Old Man School K Principal Se:
Zara Papu Ko Bula Dein

Principal:
Aap Kon?
Old Man:
Mai Uska Dada
Principal:
Wo Chutti Leker Ap K Janazay Mai Gaya Hai.

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3 Idiots Best Line –
“Neend ke piche mat bhago.

Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke 

peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar 

ke tumhare peeche aayegi!”
 

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Why is Salman Khan disturbed these days?
Usi girlfriend jawaan ho gayi hai,aur bhabhi

Badnaam ho gayi hai…!
 

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Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the
Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha
Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho
Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!
 

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Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.

Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur 

hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!