SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
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Accountancy Fact:
Banta: What is the Difference between Liability and Asset?
Santa: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset.
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Santa: Banta Bata
Ranveer Kapoor Or Petrol Me Kya Samanta Hai?
No Ans By Banta!.
...Santa: Abey! Dono K Hi Rate Bina Matlab K Badh Rahe Hein
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Santa: Our 7th son always looks different form the other 6, did he had a different father?
Jeeto(Crying): Yes.
Santa: Who?
Jeeto: You.
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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."
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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back !
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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Santa:Ye TUm Ne PattiAn KYun Bandhi Hui HAin?
Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri GAri Se Takra GYa Tha,
Santa: Chot To USay I HO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?
Banta: Bas YaAr KAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho GAi Thi.
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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
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EACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho ...
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
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Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!
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Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya
Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai...
Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.
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Santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.
Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.
Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta
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Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?
Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.
SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.
Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?
